I’m not saying I’m on the list for first rental of a shiny new hot tub boat this summer, but HOT TUB BOAT THIS SUMMER, Y’ALL. Getting drunk at night on Lake Union doing a brisk 4mph (or whatever that is in knots) while simultaneously being in a hot tub. Imagine it, then weep.

I’m not saying I’m on the list for first rental of a shiny new hot tub boat this summer, but HOT TUB BOAT THIS SUMMER, Y’ALL.

Getting drunk at night on Lake Union doing a brisk 4mph (or whatever that is in knots) while simultaneously being in a hot tub.

Imagine it, then weep.

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