The Fuck Would I Say What For?

I’ve been meaning to fix this forever (or at least as long as it’s been making the rounds on Tumblr, which is at least a year, which is like forever) because a good joke should not be marred by bad grammar (nor should it be circulated by 100,000 people without anyone bothering to mention that “lo” is short for “look” and used abundantly and with obvious enjoyment hundreds of times in the bible, whereas “low” means “placed or situated near to the ground” as found in the popular American colloquialism “Get low. To the window, to the wall. The sweat drop down my balls. All these bitches crawl. Aw, skeet skeet motherfucker. Aw, skeet skeet god damn.”)

An easy mistake, but it’s been bugging me for some time.

(And it appears the original did not contain the annoying grammar mistake, which makes me wonder who ‘made’ the color version, and what they were thinking when they did).