The Fuck Would I Say What For?

j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com

Seattle, WA.

I'm really good at crying while eating triscuits.

contrary to the fact that Hebrews had no documented form of writing prior to the 10th century BCE, we were to go with the traditionalist view that Moses wrote the Torah between 1446 and 1406 BCE (because Moses was a badass and badasses write if they want to, independent of the discovery or invention of writing) this fucking asshole still burned down a tree older than any portion of the goddamned bible.

Way to go, meth! Another stunning victory!

The fifth oldest tree in the world. 

Humanity should be destroyed.

  1. existenceandidentity reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor
  2. thinkingupblognamesishard reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    world isn’t normal, but on meth it is. Meth. Not even once.
  3. thepierisfartherthanitseems reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor
  4. ihla-blurred reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    And…. It’s Florida!
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  7. learntolivelearntolove reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    story… Oh my goodness.
  8. hollywoodandpeachtree said: Oh, good. That’s where I grew up. Way to go, CFT (Central Florida Trash).
  9. twohundredandtwentyonebees reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor
  10. nicbravo said: So tragic. It’s very near where I live and I never found the time to go. I think I’ll stop by and pay my respects. It deserved better.
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  12. scummymummy said: i am literally bawling all over myself
  13. deluxury reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    Nauseating. Sink, Florida, sink.
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  15. moustachioed said: yeah…yeah…Maybe we should back to school for biochemistry and develop a biological weapon.
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