The Fuck Would I Say What For?

Much as I would love to never go on the internet again, I have certain obligations (a fiancée in a foreign country, ATIAC, downloading Archer) that keep me somewhat tethered.

I’ve been trying to think of things to do on the worldwide computer interweb that don’t make me want to kill myself or others. The list is small, but “sharing music” is way up near the top, right under “whipping Skippy to lonely MILF porn”.

So here, internet, have some tunes.

Nothing fancy. No bells and whistles (unless there are bells and whistles in a song, which is entirely possible in today’s zany musical landscape). Just some jams for your aural enjoyment, carefully selected (not really) from the inky depths of my hard drive.

Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.

[download]

• Fancy Mike - Lazer Opera
• Mel Gibson & The Pants - Bit Of A Buzz (f. Dessa)
• Milemarker - The Fear Is Back In Town
• S.A. Smash - Devil In The Hole
• Matthew Shipp & William Parker - And Then A Voice Says (f. HPRizm)
• Team Ghost - Echoes
• Wye Oak - That I Do
• Poem Rocket - The Coronation Of Ellipses
• Archers of Loaf - Dead Red Eyes
• Races - Big Broom (7” version)
• Holly Miranda - Nobody Sees Me Like You Do
• Twin Shadow - Castles In The Snow
• Lazer Sword - Topflites (f. M. Sayyid)
• Sims - Market Made Murder
• YACHT - Psychic City
• Simon Joyner - Open Window Blues
• The Fire Show - Conception Blues
• Sons & Daughters - Ink Free
• Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire - Fire Marshall Bill
• Hymie’s Basement - The Act
• The Shivers - Deserter
• Phosphorescent - Hej, Me I’m Light
• St. Vincent - Year Of The Tiger
• Yeasayer - Wait For The Wintertime (Don’t Look Down version)
• Liars - Houseclouds
• Exitmusic - Space Oddity
• Speck Mountain - Twinlines

As always, if they fail to load in the proper order, reorder them because they sound better that way and I spend more time sequencing than I do selecting. Or don’t. You’re a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, forging your own path to the future. The rules do not apply to you.

I will see you where the ocean meets the sky.