March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Vegetarians (who are cool with fish sauce),
Would you like something very, very tasty to bring to your next potluck, family function, or subversive lesbian recruitment seminar? My brother hid the camera somewhere so there are no pictures, but here is the recipe for spicy Vietnamese brussels sprouts (adapted from the version served at Momofuku): 2 pounds brussels sprouts, halved lengthwise 2-3 tablespoons canola oil 1.5 tablespoons butter...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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So even if,
contrary to the fact that Hebrews had no documented form of writing prior to the 10th century BCE, we were to go with the traditionalist view that Moses wrote the Torah between 1446 and 1406 BCE (because Moses was a badass and badasses write if they want to, independent of the discovery or invention of writing) this fucking asshole still burned down a tree older than any portion of the goddamned...
Feb 29th
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cashcrab: The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
Feb 29th
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WatchWatch
Let’s not laugh at this joke together, friends, as we used to.
Feb 29th
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Much as I would love to never go on the internet again, I have certain obligations (a fiancée in a foreign country, ATIAC, downloading Archer) that keep me somewhat tethered. I’ve been trying to think of things to do on the worldwide computer interweb that don’t make me want to kill myself or others. The list is small, but “sharing music” is way up near the top, right...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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ListenGod damn, baby, say that you’ll be mine. ...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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ListenI’ve been contemplating suicide, but it...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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My vacuum has a "hush" setting.
Every time I push the button I go, “Shhhhhhh, vacuum,” which makes me think of this: which makes me giggle, save for the fact that I never do that because I don’t believe in the “hush” setting on my vacuum, or at least that my vacuum can “hush” and “suck” successfully in tandem. Think about it. Why would they make a vacuum that can be quiet...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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ListenKeep serving up that good shit like, “Hi,...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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“Jesus was in the streets. The only time I heard about Jesus being in the church...”
– Killer Mike
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Here Are Some Babes. →
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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She had some massive tatties, but these little...
I do not want to go home. The cats finally like me.
Feb 12th
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Double entendres, neeps and tatties.
Natalie: Are you tickling my inner thigh?
Justin: Mm hm. AND HOPEFULLY YOUR FANCY AS WELL.
Feb 8th
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ListenThis song didn’t make the cut for the new...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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