- Justin: I'll have a Negra Modelo and tacos al pastor.
- Waiter: You pronounced those really well.
- Justin: I'm American. We have Mexicans.
- Waiter: That makes sense. I'm Portuguese.
- Justin: That's close.
- Waiter: ...
- Justin: Not spatially, but in an ethnic sense.
What is this chewy thing? It doesn’t get softer. It’s just really resilient.
I could chew this thing all god damned day.