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There’s a “deadeye dick” joke in here somewhere.

Tags: nsfw robocop
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Stop. In the name of love.

Stop. In the name of love.

(via wickedmeta)

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The best of both worlds.

The best of both worlds.

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German Perez asking the HARD QUESTIONS, yo.

German Perez asking the HARD QUESTIONS, yo.

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Nobody says “fingering” more than Tuck Andress. Tuck is the fingering king. 

To be fair, I’ve watched this entire video and now I’m fast asleep because Tuck Andress’ voice is mad soporific. 

I also know how to make a funky bassline for solo guitar, so there’s that.

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  • Justin: I'll have a Negra Modelo and tacos al pastor.
  • Waiter: You pronounced those really well.
  • Justin: I'm American. We have Mexicans.
  • Waiter: That makes sense. I'm Portuguese.
  • Justin: That's close.
  • Waiter: ...
  • Justin: Not spatially, but in an ethnic sense.
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What is this chewy thing? It doesn’t get softer. It’s just really resilient.

I could chew this thing all god damned day.

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Hung. Drawn. Quartered.

Cold Specks - Exit Plan

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Like a bird on the wire traffic signal,
Like a drunk in a midnight choir,
I have tried, in my way, to be free.

Like a bird on the wire traffic signal,

Like a drunk in a midnight choir,

I have tried, in my way, to be free.

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