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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Greed and integrity are mutually exclusive.

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I do the best I can.

Brogues - I Ain’t No Miracle Worker

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While discussing the inevitable collapse of the former America, a panel of well-respected historians argued at which point the initial decline of the empire began. While no two could seem to settle upon a definitive turning point, all of them eventually agreed that Crazy Town’s ‘Butterfly’ reaching number one on the charts in late 2000 should have been a sure and irrefutable sign that the end was drawing near.

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Don’t mistake indoctrination for education. If you find the answers simple and the examples abundant, chances are you’re nowhere near to asking the right questions.

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Tell me.

Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies

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The worst part about wading back into the chum-darkened waters of small business is the lengthy contemplation of reactivating one’s long-dormant facebook account.

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White lies fall off my yellow teeth.

Modest Mouse - White Lies, Yellow Teeth

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I like those freckles that look like you’ve got a bunch of finely ground coffee on your cheeks.

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I think I just bought a very small restaurant.

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There’s a “deadeye dick” joke in here somewhere.

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