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Coriander flatbread. Weird mushroom and barley stuff with preserved lemon. Salted yogurt dollop. Sumac and herbs.
It’s a shitty phone photo of a visually lackluster dish, but, speaking as a carnivore who hates mushrooms, it is delicious as all hell.
I am determined to provide the local vegetarians with actual cool food that has a ton of flavour instead of just leaving them to mechanically gnaw penne napoli and garden salads.

Coriander flatbread. Weird mushroom and barley stuff with preserved lemon. Salted yogurt dollop. Sumac and herbs.

It’s a shitty phone photo of a visually lackluster dish, but, speaking as a carnivore who hates mushrooms, it is delicious as all hell.

I am determined to provide the local vegetarians with actual cool food that has a ton of flavour instead of just leaving them to mechanically gnaw penne napoli and garden salads.

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Ways to spice up your life #5734765

Describe mundane activities using blurbs from 1980s VHS classics.

How was work?

It was AN ADRENALINE-FUELED THRILL RIDE.

Okay. Did you go to Tesco?

Yes, it was A PULSE POUNDING TRIP INTO TERROR.

Etc.

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A sunny day in Glasgow.

A sunny day in Glasgow.

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Something something something idiot teenagers.

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A collection of great decisions that cannot possibly end in middle-aged regret.

A collection of great decisions that cannot possibly end in middle-aged regret.

(Source: pa-ra-i-so, via alwaysaroused)

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Big weird anorexic cylon that lives near my wife’s workplace.

Big weird anorexic cylon that lives near my wife’s workplace.

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FRONT PAGE OF THE CHOPAPER.

  • Justin: Ooooh, typo. There are several of them in this cookbook, which is weird because it's quite nice and has a cute font.
  • Natalie: What is it?
  • Justin: "Chopaped." One long red chilli, roughly "chopaped." I'm pretty sure that 'a' is not supposed to go between the 'p's. Unless it's a cutting style I'm simply unfamiliar with.
  • Natalie: That's possible.
  • Justin: Chop this pepper and chopape that onion.
  • Natalie: Roughly chopape.
  • Justin: YOU CALL THAT CHOPAPED? YOU'RE FIRED!
  • Natalie: You're "firered"
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New York’s alright if you like saxophones.

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This boat is basically the Death Star, only brightly coloured.

This boat is basically the Death Star, only brightly coloured.

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Imagine a world where living human beings were too old to give a shit about Harry Potter. Pretty scary, huh? Total nightmare realm.

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If your oolong isn’t Fujian get it the fuck out of my face.

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The secret ingredient is FISH SKIN.