- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
At long last, after decades of struggle, I have managed to find an outfit that so casually straddles the line between “hella butch blue-collar meathead” and “campy gay on laundry day” that literally every person I passed on the street today gave me the up-and-down.
All things to all people, people.
There is no line.
— Collier McKay, Central Power & Light